I teach xylophones. Technical term for the teaching is called ORFF style. I'm getting ready to make it into an acronym for something sadistic.
I want to wrap the goddamn mallets around a certain sonab---- who is a psychopath in the making. Yep, I can understand the other kid, who's dad was murdered last year...but this little shit needs the mallets twisted and wrapped around his neck. No, make it, SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT SO HE CANNOT TALK BACK ANYMORE.
The other darlings are amazing. Lovem to bits. SOOO glad I decided to get back into music teaching.